The Game Of Dice
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Rules and Conditions

Please read and understand the following Rules and Conditions for playing the Game of Dice.

RULES
1. You must never swear while playing Dice. The only word allowed to express your anger, frustration or burst of joy is 'Shucks!'.
2. You must never say 'Die' and only 'Dice'  while playing the game of Dice, because it is far too confusing to discipher which form of the word is to be used in which context. Please stick with 'Dice'...it is way cooler.
3. Only founders can change and add to the rules.
4. Either founder can change or add to the rules at any given time. (this includes changing it to their advantage while playing the game).
5. Founders have the power to change the rules to any game ever in life.
6. You must never think badly of either founder or question their stupid rules.

CONDITIONS
1. You must be wearing cool socks in order to play Dice. Any hopeful wishing to play Dice, must report to a founder and and present him or her with their socks. Upon presentation, the founder is allowed to 'reject' or 'accept' the hopefuls footwear depending on how cool the founder thinks the socks are.  ***You must NEVER play the game of dice without permission from a founder (without having your socks checked) or after having your socks refused (founder says they aren't cool enough).
 
2. To play the game of Dice, you must name your dice. You must take the dice you wish to use to either founder and they will decide on a name that they feel is appropriate for your particular dice.*** You must NEVER play with a dice that has not been named. Such a dice will be very sad and not play to its potential. Only a founder can name a dice that is to be used in the game of Dice.

3. You can only play the game of Dice with a nice square, traditional black and white dice. No coloured dices allowed. The condition of your dice will be checked at the same time as the naming and the sock check.

Failure to abide by the Rules and Conditions set by the founders will result in severe punishment, fines, and/or sentences to prison. Consequences will vary in degree depending on the crime, the founders will decide your sentence upon reviewing your particular case. Note: Founders are very harsh and are not ones to forgive easily.