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All About Dice Prison

The place where evil people go.

When you dont follow the rules and conditions, you will be fined and possibly sent to Dice Prison.
in Dice Prison, you are forced to eat nothing but Dice for the rest of your live.
 
FELONIES THAT WILL LAND YOU IN DICE PRISON
1. Impersonating a founder
Pretending to be a founder will result in a lifetime in dice prison and a fine of $1 000 000 will be implemented.
2. Failing to have your dice named
If you try to play a game of Dice without having had your dice named, will result in 10 years in dice prison and a fine of $10 000.
3. Swearing while playing Dice
Using any other curse other than 'Shucks', will result in 20 years in dice prison and a fine of $20 000.
4. Playing Dice with 'uncool' or un-checked socks
Playing Dice without having shown your socks to a founder for approval or playing Dice after having your socks refused will result in 50 years in dice prison and a fine of $50 000.
 
LESS SERIOUS FELONIES RESULTING IN FINES ONLY
1. Saying the word 'Die' while playing Dice
Any player saying the word 'Die' while playing Dice, even (and especially) if it is used in the correct context, will be fined $1 000.
2. Playing Dice with the wrong kind of dice
If you attempt to play the Game of Dice with a dice that is not, black and white and square, you will be fined $500. (see this page for indications on which dice are accceptable and which aren't)
 
**Please note that it is up to the founders to decide on the final punishment for your particular case depending on how much they hate you. This means that your crime and punishment may not correspond with the ones on this page.
**Also note that founders are exempt from punishment, should they ever fail to abide by the rules...if that should happen (which it won't).

Dice Prison is where bad people go.